Canned Heat in my Teeth

Gah! What happened? Where did the time go? So sorry. I take my eyes off the clock for a moment and more than half a month goes by without a blog post. And with so much going on! Bad blogger indeed.

Before I catch up on all the things I've been to busy to say, I must tell the world about the wonderful belated Christmas present I got from John and Timmi. Yes it came exactly five months after Christmas, but it was a true holiday delight.

What was it? A toothbrush that plays one of my favourite songs. Yes, a musical toothbrush. Sadly it came linked to a Napoleon Dynamite tie in, and we all know how I feel about that link. Still, it is a fantastic gift.



I find it particularly amusing that it gets louder as I press harder against my teeth. Also, as I find it basically impossible to stay still when Canned Heat comes on, toothbrushing time has gotten a smidge messier.

HRH

Update: I changed the title of this post from "Everything and Nothing" to "Canned Heat in my Teeth" at the suggestion of my beloved spouse, proving again why he writes headlines for a living.