I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine

4.30.2006

Sakura

Before I even noticed another week and weekend have rushed by. I guess it's been busy, but I've been so caught up in enjoying spring that I hadn't noticed.

Today I was finally able to see the cheery blossoms in High Park in bloom. I've been wanting to do this since I moved to Toronto. I've been slightly obsessed with cherry blossoms ever since I saw The Makioka Sisters in film school. One day I will walk through an orchard of cherry blossoms in Kyoto as they lose their petals.

I've been having trouble finding a sunscreen that doesn't do bad things to my skin, so I've taken to walking with a parasol to give me a modicum of sun protection. It's not ideal, but it works. A lot of the Japanese people in the park today gave me wry smiles when they saw it, but mostly I think people thought it was cute. I'm not burned so at least it was effective.

Today's sing-a-long song: "The Grace" by Neverending White Lights

HRH

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4.24.2006

Weird and wonderful weekend

When it all started on Friday I thought it was going to be a simple, pedestrian, rainy weekend, but my activity level, ranging from the amazing sample wedding dinner on Friday night to the 3 a.m. kareoke on Saturday, indicate otherwise.

And from all of this I have three conclusions:

1) The food at the wedding is going to be plentiful and yummy.
2) A lot of people watch the news.
3) I completely rocked Against All Odds.

HRH

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4.20.2006

Worth every penny so far

The shoes made it safely to Canada last week and I was only slightly mocked by Phil for having big feet. But since he was my shoe mule I'll let him get away with referring to the shoes as canoes this one time.

I have them, they actually fit and thank goodness I got them when I did. They're now completely sold out in my size at Zappos. All that remains is testing them with the actual dress, something I'll do in a couple of weeks. No rush of course since Zappos has a 365-day return policy (Why? Why? Why only in the US?).

They're awfully pretty shoes. I sometimes just go into the guest room and stare at them. Last night I tried them on again and noticed yet another fantastic bonus: They make my feet look smaller!!!

They have to be the right shoes. They just have to be.

Today's sing-a-long song: "Move Your Feet" by Junior Senior

HRH

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4.19.2006

No shocks here

I was checking out Conny's blog and the fact that there was a post that was mostly not in German caught my eye (and was a lot easier to read). It was all about your personal DNA. Not actually my DNA, but what makes up my personality. Of as much of my personality that can be gleaned from an online test.

Here's what I learned: I am an Encouraging Creator.

  • Your imagination, confidence, willingness to explore, and appreciation of beauty make you a CREATOR. (I like the all caps. Say it with a booming voice)

  • You are independent, and you enjoy my self-sufficiency. (Though sometimes I isolate myself at the expense of it)

  • Defying convention, you are very innovative, and you have a vivid imagination. (Hrm... I have the imagination. I wouldn't call myself much of an innovator, unless we're talking about mixing lipgloss colours)

  • The look of things is important to you, and you have a keen eye for aesthetic beauty in multiple arenas. (TDY)

  • You have a strong interest in what is new and exciting—and that includes forging ahead with new ideas, not simply discovering what is already out there. (So long as I discover it on my own terms)

  • Your eagerness to seek new and varied experiences leads you into many different situations. (It's been interesting thus far)

  • You're not set on one way of doing things, and you are creative when it comes to finding novel solutions to complex problems. (Though I can't say I've been tested so much)

  • You trust yourself to be innovative and resourceful. (I trust that I can do what needs to be done. How it's done is secondary to me)

  • Your confidence allows you to take your general awareness and channel it into creativity. (Better than channeling it into evil)

  • Your independent streak allows you to make decisions efficiently and to trust your instincts (Or to walk boldly into disaster)

  • You prefer to have time to plan for things, feeling better with a schedule than with keeping plans up in the air until the last minute. (I like making plans. Plans are fun)

  • You are a fashion maven, up on trends, but distinct in your own style. You don't follow trends, you set them. (Why thank you!)

  • Generally, you believe that you control your life, and that external forces only play a limited role in determining what happens to you. (Another way of thinking would be really depressing for me)

  • Your outgoing nature, understanding of others, and directness make you ENCOURAGING. (Again with the caps!)

  • You want others to do well for themselves, and you generally believe in their abilities. (As fun as it is the plan the demise of your loved ones...)

  • You often know what's good for people because of your caring nature and your worldview. (Being right doesn't hurt either :-))

  • When you care about someone, you don't keep it to yourself: you are good at letting people know that you're thinking of them. (If this was the Crysalids and we were all in Zee Land, people would know how I felt about them. Turns out we're not mind readers and we're all going to die at some point, best to make your feelings known)

  • Because you trust people, you take violations of that trust very seriously. (Duh)

  • You thrive in social situations, and even though you know who you like and who you don't like, you can interact well with many different types of people. (Thrive or panic. I didn't think they were synonyms)

  • You have a healthy respect for people who have earned what they have, and you strive to be similar to successful others. (Mostly just to see if success actually rubs off)

  • You are a loyal friend and a good listener (I hope so)

  • Your independent streak allows you to make decisions efficiently and to trust your instincts (And to panic when I've indenpendently thought myself in circles)


If you want to be different:
  • Sometimes, in the course of being encouraging, you can be a bit judgmental—this can make it more difficult for others to follow your advice.(Interesting)

  • While you are an expert at getting the most out of the world and taking advantage of many experiences, you might gain some insight by taking the time to be alone, reflect on things, or just observe the goings-on in the world. (Aside from the fact that I do that pretty much daily... good idea.)

  • Appreciate the earthly, practical elements of things—there is beauty in form as well. (Say what?)

  • While you are good at thinking abstractly, focusing on details a bit more may help you discover things about the world. (Hold up? I can think abstractly?)


If you also opt to do this test you get a personality chart that shows how much of a given trait you have out of a score of 100. John R and I spent a good amount of time this evening comparing scores. These are some of my more interesting scores:

Extroversion: 40
Empathy: 82
Trust in others: 98
Spontaneity: 32
Attention to style: 98
Aesthetic vs. Functional: 100 to aesthetic

Okay. I think that's about all the introspection I can handle for this week.

HRH

4.17.2006

We couldn't get closer than this

So Easter weekend was full of all kinds of wonderful developments. The most wonderfulest of which was the engagment of two of my best friends, Chris and Natasha.

They've been together almost three years now and it seems only fitting that now that they've found relative peace between the cats they respectively brought into the relationship that they make an offical family of it. And what a great family the Holmes-Christies will be.

Today's sing-a-long song: "The Lovecats" by The Cure

HRH

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4.16.2006

All the birds in the sky

M and I did a good job of making the best of this long weekend. Rainy Friday provided the perfect opportunity to get some housework done, get all necessary couch potatoing out of our system and the weather cleared in time for a nice walk and dinner at The Local.

Saturday we took advantage of the sunny sky and hit High Park to look for some birds. We saw heaps and heaps of Grackles (//Lisa Simpson: I saw a grackle!//), a Northern Shoveler and a Bufflehead. M was much impressed by all of this. Me, I was looking at the trees. I like trees.

We had a great lunch on a new full-service patio at the Grenadier Cafe, later met M's parents for dinner, then made our way to Mike & Tyla's to watch the end of the hockey game and to unite me with my very pretty wedding shoes.

Today we were good birders (I'm more of a birder sherpa) and drove up to Beamer Memorial Conservation Area to catch some of the hawk migration. I'm not sure if any hawks were seen. I did see two Turkey Vultures from less than 20 feet away (shouting to M like Newt from Hercules "Look at that! Look at that!"), saw what real live birders look like up close (impressive equipment and bird knowledge) and I got to see a bunch of Blue Jays. It's always a good day when I can see a Blue Jay. We had our lunch beside a babbling brook and walked through the conservation area for three or four hours. As much as I mock M for getting into this hobby (I snidely remarked as we walked past the collection of serious birders "Look at your future."), it's actually a very civilized way to spend a Sunday.

Today's sing-a-long song: "Freebird" by Lynard Skynard

HRH

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4.14.2006

Resurrection!

It's amazing how easily things can be restored when you have the right instructions and you aren't hampered by murderous rage. In fact, once I had the right instructions, the most onerous part of the process is actually reloading the ipod.

And no one had to lose any body parts. Of course we can save all this drama by fricking ASKING next time Windows forces my computer to restart.

Today's sing-a-long song: "Bad Day" by Daniel Powter

HRH

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4.13.2006

I'm going to need a lot of elastics

I am going to castrate the developers at Mircosoft and Apple.

I wake up this morning and my computer has restarted. It's a bit strange, but apparently there was a mega security patch that Windows needed to download to they could (shock!) make IE more secure. Usually Windows Updater asks me before I install it, but apparently it couldn't wait this time. Generally I don't object to automatic updates, but when they fuck things up, I lose trust and I lose my sanity.

So it's restarted, but for some reason, my ipod isn't showing in itunes. Windows Explorer shows it as a removable disk, but nothing in itunes can't recognize it. The best part, when I disconnect it, all the songs have been wiped from it. Gone.

A venomous fury erupts within me. M and the cat hide. Yes I can put most of the songs back on, but that's not in any way the point. Microsoft hath wronged me. They must pay.

I check that I'm using the right version of itunes, restart, reboot, sacrifice a goat... Nothing. So I try to restore the factory settings ask it asks me to do, and it can't because there's a newer version of itunes on the system. And thus it is decided that Apple must feel pain too.

I need to get to work at this point, so I can enjoy a music-less miserable day, so I have to leave the task of fixing it all for later. I think I have found the instructions for what I need to do so I can continue the ipod saga for the rest of the weekend. To keep in theme with the current holiday, my ipod will be playing the part of Christ.

And if my treasured ipod can't be resurrected... Apple, Microsoft... Doesn't matter to me. Someone's losing their balls.

HRH

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4.12.2006

Call me George

I try not to re-post stories that I've read elsewhere, but once in awhile something comes along that I have to share. And this little story is all about a planet named George.

Awesome.

HRH

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4.08.2006

Pending

It's been a little while since I've done a review. Mostly because it's Christmas and I've been buying products for other people and haven't been testing them out myself. That fun will happen after Christmas, when I hopefully get all kinds of cosmetic goodies under the tree and in my stocking.

Until then, I'll leave you with some ideas of what you can get that beauty queen in your world and tell you what I'm hoping to get from Santa.

Gift ideas for a great gal:

Sephora Tickled Pink Deluxe Tool Box
A gorgeous girl needs a cute way to organize her tools.
Benefit BADgal Gear
Some times you need to get the bad girl out.
Garden Of Eden Discovery Kit
A great way to introduce someone to the Tarte line and give her lots of new products to enjoy
Benefit Bathina Gift Set
Shower cap, amazing boyd cream and body shine. Look and smell heavenly

What this gal is jonesing to get:

MAC Large Powder Brush
:150
My lust for brushes cannot be satiated
MAC Eyeshadow fluff brush: 213
Seriously, it can't be
Pout Eye Shadow Duo in Miss Scotland or Miss September
I'm big into eyeshadow these days and why not fall prey to marketing by wanting the ones that pay tribute to my heritage and my birth month. Appealing to vanity is such an effective marketing tool with me.
DiorShow Mascara in black
Last time I was looking for mascara I almost got this one. Looks like it's worth a whirl.
NARS Lip Gloss in Orgasm
I absolutely love the shade of the orgasm blush, why not take it a step further
Stila Deluxe Palette: Golden Moon
I'm learning that I need to embrace the warm colours more. I can wear both and I should wear both. And it's a Stila palette, 'nuff said.

Here's hoping you all find beautiful things under your tree this year. I already know you'll see something beautiful in front of your mirrors.

HRH

4.07.2006

A shameless co-opt

I have to get this off my mind. Every time I see the latest Rickard's Red commercial I feel a level of contempt and horror I haven't felt since the Dairy Producers of Canada slaughtered Beethoven's ninth to get people excited about milk. I know it's all perfectly legal, but every fiber in my being rails against this commercial for how wrong it is. I wish I could find a version of it online so you could see it. It was bad enough when they used Carl Orff's O Fortuna Carmina Burana, to sing about how wonderful their beer is, but now, now they have gone too far for me to be silent.

Pause for a moment and listen to this. This is the Dies Irae from Mozart's Requiem in D minor, one of the the more famous sequences in the Mass for the Dead. The requiem is considered by many to be Mozart's superlative work, which is quite a thing to say as very little of what he created was less than gorgeous.

Even though I am not a believer, the requiem is one of my favourite pieces of art. A requiem is a prayer for the salvation of the souls of the dead, commonly used at funerals and memorials. So those who are using it to pray for the souls of their departed loved ones may have a different kind of connection to it. Me, I think it's exceptionally beautiful and emotive and as such I hold in very high regard.

Now I don't want to say that art and advertising can't intermingle. They can, but it has to be done right. Ads can be art and sometimes art can be co-opted in a tasteful manner to sell something, even exposing people to music they'd never heard before and exposing an artist to an entirely new audience. I think that can be amazing when it works. Rickard's Red does not have the right product or the right brand status to be co-opting the Mozart's Mass for the Dead. I couldn't give you an example of who does because it would have to be the most valuable, beautiful and amazing thing ever made.

Personally I feel that the art co-opted should reflect the quality of the brand that chooses it and it should never sully the original in the process. Art should be used to enhance, not to defame.

When they change the lyrics of the Dies Irae from the original Latin to the basic descriptions of beer that could have been written by a seven-year-old, for me it's the equivalent of breaking into my home and painting over my print of Nuit Etoilee to make it look like Dogs Playing Poker.

And it's too bad, because there are elements of the commercial that are pretty amusing. The storm, the wind and the rain engulfing the bar, meshing with the drama of the music and the looks on the faces of all the actors. There's something good there that was executed the wrong way.

Every time I see it, the music snob that I am dies a little on the inside. Kind of like the time when I was working at the music store and a woman came in demanding the "Drink milk, love life" song. Which is a co-opting of the Ode to Joy from the 4th movement of Beethoven's 9th Symphony. Usually when people came in looking for the song I would point them to Beethoven and send them merrily on their way. But this woman wanted the actual "Drink milk, love life" jingle! OH. MY. GOD.

I understand why advertisers choose classical music. People recognize the melodies, the music isn't copyrighted so it's free to use and in many cases, it's amazing music that really connects with people. But it a sad, sad day for culture and art when it's not done right. Boo to you Rickard's Red and your parent brewery Molson. Nothing goes unpunished.

HRH

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4.06.2006

Operation Shoe Lift

What a small and strange world we live in. Who knew that a few months ago when I was connecting a colleague with Shaver and friend for some Metric tickets that I would be helping the kind man who is bringing the latest attempt at the right wedding footwear across the border into Canada, all part of a deal brokered by Mike?

Also, please allow me to pause and tell you all about how totally kick-ass the customer service is from Zappos. I place the order yesterday for the last pair they have in my size (typical), reading that it will take 4 business days to reach the chosen US location. I call this morning to see if it's at all possible that they can be sent earlier. The Shoe Mule is leaving for Canadaland on Wednesday so it was rather key that the shoes be there by Tuesday. So I call them and ask if I can pay for expidited shipping and they offer to upgrade me from the free four-day shipping option to the two-day shipping option at no charge, meaning the shoes will get there on Monday. "Fantastic!" I say, pleased as punch.

Then I get an e-mail from them about two hours later telling me that they've further upgraded the order to overnight shipping, again, for no charge. So the shoes will be delivered tomorrow. And I didn't even have to give them a sob story about these being the shoes I'm trying to find for my wedding or how they have to be flats or the right tone and colour or that I have pontoons for feet. No pleading required. Just great service.

Retail outlets take notice of what real customer service is, Zappos please start selling your products in Canada and God Bless America while we're at it.

Today's sing-a-long song: "Hunter" by Bjork.

HRH

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4.05.2006

What we have here is a failure to communicate

I was spoiled in a variety of ways growing up the way I did. One of these ways was in having the doctor that I had in Kingston. From birth to 26 I had the same GP. He was a doctor and a scientist, exceptionally patient and would always be sure to explain everything going on as well as answer any question you had. This man's bedside manner was awesome.

And frankly, if it made any kind of sense I would prefer to see him than the doctors I have here in Toronto, but it really makes no sense to travel 3 hours to see your physician when you live in Canada's most populous city.

So I'm here. And there are plenty of good doctors, so how did I end up in a situation yesterday where, despite insistent questioning, I could not get a straight answer out of my endocrinologist about what my next set of tests means for me. It was such a frustrating situation. I mean, this man has been doing this for what appears to be most of the 20th century, so it's not like he wouldn't know how to describe what's going on? Why all the mystery and dismissive answers? Sure, what's going on may be totally normal, typical and something you've seen a million times in terms of the spectrum of thyroid issues, but it's pretty darn new and important to me.

So when I ask "Is this normal? What does this mean?" don't give me the "well, none of this is normal." and then leave it at that. Are you trying to make me go crazy with concern and doubt? Why not explain the progression of the condition, explain that what you're doing it totally routine, explain what the rest of the process is going to be. Instead of being Capitan Mysterious and getting me upset and concerned for no reason.

And thank goodness that my mother is the medical encycolpaedia that she is (and just awesome Mom-wise). Within 10 minutes of being out of the doctor's office I was on the phone to her getting an actual explanation of what's going on with me and what the next tests mean.

And what do they mean? That it's all part of the process. That they're still sorting out the right dosage of synthroid so that I am getting the right amount of thyroid-stimulating hormone. It's normal for the condition. Sure it's abnormal in the sense that hypothyroidism isn't normal, but someone who's been treating people for as long as this doctor as should understand that distinction and have the sense to clarify.

So today I'm looking for a new specialist, one who knows how to answer questions and understands that people need to be involved with their care and understand what's going on. Cause really, I'm not putting up with any more of this.

HRH

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Ha!

I find it imperative to point out to you all that if you do a google search for "nicest people in the world", I am currently the fifth hit.

If you must point out that the search has nothing to do my actual status as nicest person in the world, I must politely ask you to suck it.

HRH

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4.04.2006

Look at me I'm begging for more more more

I don't think there's anything as awesome as going for a cupcake tasting. Let's pause for a moment and revel in the wonder of mankind and the progress of humanity, my fortune at being born in the place and time that I have and advances in the dessert industry. I was at a fricking cupcake tasting! With incredible cupcakes!! I'm really not a good enough person to deserve this. Cupcake tasting!

Even better was the spectacular sugar high that I rode for at least an hour after the tasting. Most sugar highs are quick and fleeting, but this one, it got a good grip and made me nice and hyper.

Which makes me wonder if anyone every really opts not to order these cupcakes after a tasting. There's really no way for you to make a reasoned judgement when you're that hepped up. You'd agree to just about anything for another buttercream hit.

In other and completely unrelated news, I have five pounds to work off.

Today's sing-a-long song: "Sugar is Sweeter" by CJ Bolland

HRH

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4.03.2006

Now truly part of the nation

"What are you doing tonight?" M asked me over the phone at work today.

"Well, I was going to go to the gym, do some laundry, watch 24.."

"No. You're not."

"I'm not?"

"Nope. I was just handed Leafs Tickets. And they're good."

Thus began my first ever Maple Leafs game, from seat 2, row 16, section 108.

I got into hockey when I got into M. It was something I was always aware of growing up, but I spent more time watching La play hockey in our local arenas than I did watching the NHL on TV. I'm also from a pretty dedicated basketball/auto racing home. Sure, hockey was the reason that my grandparents got a TV (so they could watch the Leafs of course), but Hockey Night in Canada was not a sacred thing in our home. Star Trek, yes. Hockey, no.

So I've spent the last seven years learning about hockey (teaching a lot about basketball too) and all of that culminated into my first Leafs game tonight. True I have been to an NHL game before in Ottawa, a fine and fun time, but we were so close that I couldn't do much other than scream every time someone hit the boards near where we were sitting. This time, we were at one of the blue lines and we could really see everything.

And hear everything too. Early in the game I could hear Pat Quinn swearing at the team from across the rink (I could even see him chewing his gum) and when the Leafs tied it 2-2 in the third, I heard the ACC explode (and this wasn't even a hugely exciting game). I can only imagine what that place must be like during the playoffs (kind of like how Leaf fans are going to have to imagine the playoffs in general). It's pretty amazing to be swept up in it all.

Even more fun was hearing thousands of people make the same noises that M makes while he's watching hockey at home, but all in unison. And one had to chuckle at how much the ladies love Darcy Tucker. It was just a bit silly. Less fun was how the game went to a shootout (man I cannot handle those) and how the Leafs lost.

Still, it was great to get to see a game. Great for M as well. I could happily give up doing the laundry any time in exchange for this kind of fun.

HRH

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