I'm melting...

I feel I must write this post in haste, for as the humidex gets higher and higher, more parts of my cortex melt. Soon I will be nothing but a medulla oblongata and a pile of well coiffed hair. I must impart my last great worlds upon this earth lest I turn into a goo-ey puddle that was once the form of a young, charming, capable woman who was really meant for cooler climates.

I loathe that I am blogging about the weather, but seriously, it's so hot it causes me physical pain. Like in my gut, on my skin, throughout my joints and in my slowly liqufying brain. I need ice, snow and a heafty wind. Stat.

Today's sing-a-long song: "Some Like It Hot" by The Power Station.

HRH