Attack of the absurd sense of humour

Some of the message boards I frequent are populated by people just as stupid and demented as I am. And I love them for it. Some of the things we amuse ourselves with, besides Star Wars spoilers, are really stupid. For example, this evening I spend a great deal of time laughing about this (cred to J101):

The Squirrel with kaleidoscope eyes...

Here's the rules.
1. Take a song with the word "girl" in it.
2. Switch the word "Girl" with "Squirrel."
3. Watch Song take on a whole new meaning!
ex. "I wish that I had Jesse's Squirrel!" - Rick Springfield or
"The squirrel with kaleidoscope eyes" - Lucy in the sky with diamonds, The Beatles

and the whole thing progressed into this.

"Bad squirrel" Madonna.
"Squirrels on Film" Duran Duran
"The Squirrel from Ipanema" Stan Getz
"Squirrels just wanna have fun" Cyndi Lauper
"Fell in love with a Squirrel" The White Stripes
"she's Got a Squirrel-Friend Now" Reel big Fish.
"Brown eyed squirrel" Van Morrison
"About a Squirrel" Nirvana
"Around The Way Squirrel" LL Cool J
"I've got a squirrel" by Tripping Daisy
"Naughty Squirrel" by Beyonce
"Diamonds are a Squirrel's best friend" Marylin Monroe
"Anthems for a 17 year old squirrel" Broken Social Scene
"Rich Squirrel" - Hall and Oates
"Are you gonna be my squirrel" by Jet
"The squirrel is mine" Jackson/McCartney
"Barbie Squirrel" by Aqua
"Just a squirrel" by No Doubt
"Squirrelfriend" - Matthew Sweet
"Squirrels" by The Beasite Boys
"What a Squirrel Wants" by Christina Aguilera
"Art School squirrel" by STP
"Squirrel, you'll be a woman soon" - Neil Diamond
"Not a pretty squirrel" Ani Difranco
"Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels" Motley Crue
"China Squirrel" David Bowie.
"My Squirrel" by The Four Tops
"Squirrel you know it's true" by Milli Vanilli
"American Squirrel" Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
"A Story About A Squirrel" Our Lady Peace
"Candy Squirrel" New Edition
"Cover Squirrel" New Kids On The Block
"Big Squirrels don't cry"
"Surfer Squirrel" The Beach Boys
"I'm not a squirrel, not yet a woman" Britney Spears
"California Squirrels" David Lee Roth
"Could I be your squirrel" Jann Arden
"Cinnamon squirrel" Neil Young
"Not such an innocent squirrel" Victoria Beckham
"Breaking the squirrel" RHP
"Material squirrel" Madonna
"My Best Friend's Squirrel" The Cars
"Please Don't Take The Squirrel" Tim McGraw
"Punk Rock Squirrel"Dead Milkmen
"Who's That Squirrel" Madonna
"(I've been waiting) For a Squirrel Like You" Foreigner
"When Boy Meets squirrel" Terri Clark
"Fat Bottomed Squirrels" Queen.
"Stupid Squirrel" Garbage''
"What it feels like for a squirrel" Madonna
"Kiss the squirrel" The Little Mermaid
"X-Squirrel Friend" No Doubt

And I'm still laughing...

HRH