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3.14.2004

Island in the Sun

Okay. That's it. Winter and I are done for the year. It came, I frolicked in the snow, I wrapped myself up in layer after layer of stylish winter accessorizing and I defeated the evil mastermind I like to call "dry winter skin." It's mid-March now and I've run out of tasks to amuse myself. Winter is no longer amusing. Do you hear me winter? That's right, it's time for you to pack up and take your show to the southern hemisphere. Work on something exciting for next winter. Maybe an even more awesome show of your destructive power or perhaps you could surprise us all with a season of moderation and pretty fluffy snowflakes. Whatever you decide to do, just go now. I'm sick of you. I'm sick of my winter clothes. Can't you hear all my cute spring/summer shoes crying out like children hungry for attention. Just listen to that and let it rest on your conscience.

GO AWAY ALREADY!

Today's sing-a-long sing: "Don't let the sun go down on me" by Elton John

HRH

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