They love me even though I…

• just put 12 burritos in my grocery cart
• run away as soon as I press the “start” button on the microwave because I’m afraid the microwaves are going to get me
• have 4 different kinds of shampoo in the shower
• dance when I should be walking
• sometimes download mp3s I don’t already own (!!!)
• can’t spell
• am a rabid Star Wars fan
• just inhaled a bag of Salt & Vinegar chips and didn’t share

HRH