This makes me nervous...

From an email with Kari concerning the hotel and spa I'll soon be visiting:
It is famous. The massage that I had was hilarious.You are naked in a room, on, as I recall, a metal table where they basically dump a bucket of water on you and massage your exposed body with a bar of soap. I distinctly remember saying, this is n-o-t relaxing!

Maybe not what I want for my first spa experience.
HRH